'Drat, the tubes are all full! Oh well, never mind. Wake up, sweetie, I'll just have to eat you now!'
Albert - the slime drooling, girl eating space toad. (via PK)

As she was French, Frog was particularly going to enjoy this.
Alan

Actually I'm a vegetarian, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get broccoli and carots here?
Uncle Tom

"mmmm... nuthin' says lovin' like earth-babe from the oven..."
slayerdaddy

We need to start tagging these with expiration dates!
LR

Originally we were going to toast marshmallows together and then one thing led to another.
Uncle Tom

"Hey, i caught another girl, should i put her in tube, or do we want to eat her now"?
Brent T.



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