Submit a Caption Contest


Once again, you've submitted some very funny lines, although, most of you seemed to be on the same track.



"You want me to put that where???"
PK

"...but if I don't cook the pineapple first, my girl-flavored Jello won't set!"
Menagerie

I really think a bananna would fit a lot easier. I can wait while you get some.
john

No, thanks. I prefer an apple douche.
Lucinda

My God! A tie-dyed native!
Kara

Sorry. I don't date tropical fruits.
Isa

Whoa, big boy! Is that your penis or are you related to the tin man?
Cana

In the pot NOW, or the pineapple gets it!
susan

"Couldn't yo try a cranberry stuffig instead?"
Bill

Not pineapple glaze! I'm a virgin and would taste better with a cherry glaze.
Fred

I've fantasized about all this for as long as I can remember, but, um... where is that pineapple supposed to go exactly?
Marta

"This will help you taste a little sweeter"
Rick Simpson

"Hold on just a moment while I tear apart my ass hole to make room....."
Collin

"Oh, you're going to cook the pineapple? Gee and I guess I got undressed for nothing!"
Mike Giannott

"Wow, I didn't think she'd be so impressed with a pineapple..."
David

"You expect me to do what with that? I'm not into that!"
J B

"I don't mind being eaten, and the apple in my mouth isn't so bad, but a pineapple will NOT fit in there..."
David

SO you say the pinapple is how you get that gorgeoues multi colored skin color?
Clemestra

Stuff it into you? Actually i wanted to use pineapple rings for the decoration, but now that you mention it...
sascha l

But I'm allergic to pineapple.
Mikey





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