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Okay, there is a story here. Our dear friend (and a fine writer) Clemstra was so taken with Doctor Strangelust she demanded to see more of him. While he is a feature character of the Monster Movie (seen elsewhere in this web site) that story is already written, and I feared that his future appearances would fail to satisfy this demand.

As I am ever attempting to please my small but loyal audience, I have created this and possibly more pictures to follow which are outside the story line of Beneath the Beyond the Revenge of Just Behind and a Little to the Right of the Planet of the Slime Drooling Girl Eating Space Toads from Beyond the Universe. Yet they may help explain how a middle aged balding science nerd could have captured the hearts of a class of 18-year-old girls.

Below are your submissions for this cartoon.



"Yes Doctor Strangelust, removing your clothing does indeed help us better understand this chemistry experiment." I think we almost have it. If you could just remove the REST of your clothing? I think this may allow us to get an A in your class."
Clemstra

Blonde: (thinking) This is SO boring. If this guy doesn't start talking about sex soon, I'll fall asleep!
Raan

Sally's plan was going exceedingly well. It was Dr. Stranglusts special Saturday extra class and she was very excited to get to spend the time with the good doctor. Even though every other girl had signed up Sally had a plan to get some alone time with him. Her expierment made the women in the room very sleepy. (She, of course, had taken the antidote) The fumes from her beaker would also make men feel very warm and very 'envigorated'. (if you know what I mean and I think you do) So as Dr. Strangelove stripped away layers of his clothes one by one her classmates fell into a stupor. Finally with all the other gils in a pile Sally approached the nearly naked doctor. He looked at her and pulled out a long bit of rope. (from his desk) After tying up Sally, who didn't struggle at all, he told her that he had a huge sleepy fetish and then he ravaged her sleeping freinds while she had to watch. Afterward he used his hypno-teaching stare to make Sally forget the whole thing.
Zebra

OK girls, now we'll see what this Jeckyll & Hyde stuff is all about!
sascha-leifhelm

Now, girls, despite having ingested your so-called "aphrodisiac" you can see it as had no effect on me at all.
chuckie cheezie

Gee, Dr. Strangelust, are men's nipples as sensative to cold as women's?

Let's find out!

Waldo Q. Pepper






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