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This is part two of our special "Clemstra demanded it" series on Doctor Strangelust

Again, this falls outside the story line of Beneath the Beyond the Revenge of Just Behind and a Little to the Right of the Planet of the Slime Drooling Girl Eating Space Toads from Beyond the Universe.

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Doctor Strangelust are you certain you don't want us to HELP you bath, shave and dress?
Clemstra

You know, Doctor, I'm pretty sure Title IX doesn't cover campus bathrooms....
slayerdaddy

In a classic "win-win" scenario, the local Board of Education was able to cope with ever-deepening budget cuts by relocating the girls' gym locker rooms to Dr. Strangelust's bathroom, where all the female athletes and cheerleaders usually seemed to wind up nude anyway.
Willing Suspension of Disbelief

Hurry, children, the school board won't appreciate it if we're late for class.
Chuckie Cheezie

The professor wasn't concerned by the three coeds in his bathroom, his experiments with lysergic acid diethylamide had frequently produced such hallucinations, but what did concern him was how a figment of his imagination had managed to spit toothpaste in his ear.
Waldo Q. Pepper

You girls were upset that I didn't pick you to paint my apartment that I felt I had to let you let me move in with you while the work was being done.
Zebra

That was fun! When can we experiment with isosceles triangles again?
Pope John-Paul III






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