8/19/2024

Sophia Locke gets to try out my newest prop!

I've been wanting to build (or have built for me) a long metal roasting pan/serving dish for years now. Recently I met a charming young lady who lives in a loft space above a metal working shop and loves to weld! (Talk about being lucky!) She listened to my propsal and convinced the owners of the shop to make me a platter that is two feet wide and just a little over six feet long. It took some patience, since the shop made this a low priority but they finally delivered last month.

What fun! Sophia was an absolute pleasure to work with and very professional. And not only will this tray be useful in Muki's Kitchen portfolios but I will also be able to use it for play-sessions with future oven-bunnies who would like to experience what it is like to be pretend-roasted in an oven that actually gets warm. Being metal, it conducts the heat nicely and she will be able to feel it much better than with my original wooden prop. I can't wait to try it out!

As always, previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a new Pic-of-the-Week up.

Enjoy and play safe,

-- Mr Muki :-)

 

10/22/2023

Porn star London River gets roasted for Thanksgiving!

I've been wanting to work with London for a couple of years now but I couldn't sync my schedule with when she was in town. We finally got it together and I shot her last weekend. Well, I didn't really shoot her but you know, I had to prepare her like a turkey and you can't do a Thanksgiving dinner without dispatching a plump bird. I definitely prefer Hens to Toms and London was delicious!

In other news, I have been pretty busy taking care of family. I wish I had more time to do more portfolios...

As always, previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a new Pic-of-the-Week up.

Enjoy and play safe,

-- Mr Muki :-)

 

6/17/2023

Another lovely model meets her fate!

Zoey Zimmer makes her Muki's Kitchen debut playing the role of a servant-girl who has outlived her usefulness as a pleasure slave and will now serve out her ultimate purpose as the guest of honor at a very special BBQ party! I assure you that she was delicious!

An absolute pleasure to work with, Zoey is also a terrific actress and really got into her role. It was her suggestion to play her character the way that she did and she really brought something special to this little production. And not only that, Zoey is the first model I've worked with who is actually younger than Muki's Kitchen! I will definitely invite her back for an encore.

As always, previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a new Pic-of-the-Week up.

Enjoy and play safe,

-- Mr Muki :-)

 

2/08/2023

A new portfolio for your dining pleasure!

Hoping that everyone is enjoying a happy and productive new year. I am now back in my studio (I was out of state, to help with my father's health issues) and working on getting more material ready. In addition to posting portfolio 184, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Grilling!" I am also setting up to shoot another new scene by the end of this week.

The current offering has Rollii returning, this time as chef, and introduces a brand new girl to Muki's Kitchen, her delightful best friend, Maddie. Since the last couple of sets were live-roastings, where the entree peacefully drifts away while cooking, I decided it was time to get back to basics. Maddie is humanely done in (off-screen) and then her lifeless body is prepared for grilling. As always, previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a new Pic-of-the-Week up.

Enjoy and play safe,

-- Mr Muki :-)

 

1/02/2023

Happy New Year!

Attentive visitors to this site have probably already noticed that my updates have been sporadic and, for the last week, completely nonexistent. In addition to being preoccupied with family health matters, my main computer started acting up a few weeks ago. All is fixed now and I should be able to at least keep up with the cycling of past portfolios. I do have another shoot "in the can" and only need to find some free time to prepare it as a portfolio, hopefully in another few weeks or so. I'm still working on planning new scenes and looking forward to a productive new year.

Happy 2023 everyone!

--Mr Muki :-)

 

10/06/2022

It's about time!!!

Portfolio 183, Rollii, in "Harem Scare-em..."

I am really sorry about the very long wait for this update. In addition to dealing with the divorce, my family is having health issues and I've been giving that a lot more attention to that than tending to my kinky little kitchen. I've also been trying to revive my social skills and have started dating again. The good news for those who patiently waited is that I not only have this new portfolio to post but I've also shot a whole other set and will be posting it very soon!

For sharp-eyed viewers who follow me on FetLife, there's a surprise cameo appearance early in the story.

As always, previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a new Pic-of-the-Week up.

Enjoy, play safe, and I promise to try and be more present here!

Thank you all!

-- Mr Muki :-)

 

4/22/2022

Portfolio 182, "Just Asking For It... A Seated Roast!"

Featuring Quinn Waters, this live-roasting set is unique in two ways: I have never presented a cooked girl in a seated position and, because my local supermarket didn't have the exact sort of apples that I wanted (small and red), Quinn gets a baby-mango stuffed into her mouth to silence her! Honestly, I've never even seen a baby mango before and its unusual shape looked almost like a tongue sticking out...

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a new Pic-of-the-Week up.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Muki :-)

 

11/12/2021

Portfolio 181 is suggestively served?

Ever notice how the packaging on frozen entrees has a photo of the item with the lable "SERVING SUGGESTION"? And that's all it is, a photo of the food on a plate! Is the maker of the product worried that I won't be able to figure out that I should put it on a plate for myself? I've always found that funny and the quirky title of this portfolio is my silly way of making fun of that.

This set features long-time Muki-model Jewell Marceau served butt-up in a platter and garnished with pineapple rings (with cherrie centers!) and the usual apple in her mouth . That's really all you need to do to serve a roasted girl. Bon apetite!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and a new "Pic of the Week".

Enjoy and play safe!

--Muki :-)

 

6/4/2021

Portfolio 180 is served!

"Broiled Brunette!" features Kyra Rose as the entree and brings back Nikko Jordan, this time as chef. Kyra was delicious and Nikko served her with a decorative row of pineapple rings along her belly!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a very cute sample on my "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Muki :-)

 

6/4/2021

Portfolio 179 is now ready to eat!

Here in California, we are being inundated with political TV ads regarding the recall election. I refuse to politicize this site and will not say publicly how I feel about all this but one of the candidates sees the current governor as Beauty and himself as the Beast. Those ads inspired the title for this portfolio and I wonder why it took me so long to think of it!

"Beauty and the Feast!" features Quinn Waters as a ditzy girl who has no idea that the special dinner she was invited to was to be the entree! This is a solo girl set (imagine yourself or an invisible chef doing the cooking) and, since the last photo story was a live-roasting, this one has her being humanely dispatched before going into the oven.

Regular Muki's Kitchen visitors and costumers may notice that the roasting dish is new. I took the time I had during the lockdown to make some improvements in my studio and to build some new props. I have always wanted a shiny oval dish. Now I do and Quinn gets to be the first meatgirl to try it out!

And since this is the first new portfolio since the covid lockdown, I made it extra big, with 50 images! As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a very cute sample on my "Pic of the Week" page.

It's good to be back... Enjoy and play safe!

--Muki :-)

 

5/24/2021

Portfolio 179 will be coming soon!

Since I was forced to take a one-year hiatus thanks to the covid-19 pandemic, things moved right along in my real-life, if not on this site. Mrs Muki and I are all but officially divorced now. All of the paperwork has been completed and filed and we are just waiting on confirmation from the court. I'm living at the studio with my kitty, Rigel. I do want to assure everyone that Mrs Muki and I split up amicably and remain friends. I guess it was just time for a change...

Thanks to the pandemic, things here have been pretty stagnant for the past year but I'm back to shooting again! Check out the Picture-of-the-Week page for a sample of what's coming next!

Also, I will be closing portfolio slot #3 (Lilian Stone in "Eat Me!") to further sales this coming Friday. That's a little out of the usual order of portfolio closures but sales of that set seem to be the slowest in the current line-up, so that's what I choose to replace.

It's good to be back!

--Muki :-)

 

4/15/2020

Portfolio 177, "Cat-Ass-Trophy!" is suddenly posted!

Since I have fallen behind in keeping the site updated (and because I had so few current purchases for the #7 portfolio slot anyway) I decided to post my latest set without the usual closure warnings for the outgoing set. The new set is a two-parter and I'll be posting the second part in just a couple of weeks.

Fun set! Nyssa Nevers has been asking to work with me for months now and, since she was visiting LA and staying with Christina Carter, what could be more natural than to hire both of them at once and put together a silly story? Kendra James joined the party and things really started rolling! Costume-play and live-roasting, this portfolio just really can't be taken too seriously. I hope everyone enjoys "consuming" it as much as I enjoyed "baking" it!

As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and there is a sample image on the "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr Muki :-)

 

1/31/2020

Portfolio 176, "Chick on a Stick!" is now being served!

Sorry about going AWOL on everyone again but there is a good reason... Mrs Muki and I have kept this under wraps and we've never been very public about our private lives anyway. The sad truth is that we are now separated. I have been living at the photo studio since January of last year and we will be selling our house soon. Conditions at the studio are a bit on the spartan side but it does have a living area and the two of us used it as our home for 15 years, prior to buying a house nearby. In fact, we started Muki's Kitchen while living at the studio, so it's all doable.

Emotionally, I've come to terms with this situation and am finally taking my first steps toward dating again. The full reasons for our breakup are rather personal and probably of no interest to anyone outside our circle of friends and our families. Let's just say we drifted apart -- so far apart that we began to question why we were still together. Maybe the relationship just ran its course. Since we have no kids (way too immature for those! ;-), splitting up seemed like the right thing to do for both of us. It's been a good run but now it's time to move on.

And now onto more important matters. Since Muki's Kitchen was really my project, Mrs Muki is making no claims to part ownership. I fully intend to continue. Because it has become such a habit, you might see the occasional "we" or "us" slip by. I'm not trying to be cute but old habits are hard to break. In terms of the photography, you will probably see no major changes, as I have always been the sole set-builder, prop-maker, casting director, photographer and editor anyway. I currently have a couple of portfolios in the can and will be putting up a new one every month or so. I'm trying my best to keep this thing going and, when it's working, I still love what I do!

A new portfolio is ready now and I do hope everyone enjoys it. It was actually shot over a year ago and this was also one of the rare times that Mrs Muki was on set when I was shooting it (I needed a spotter for the model to feel safe). As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr Muki :-)

PS: It has been quite a while since I've put up any of the Bistro sets and it might be time to get them out there for a spin. Those who are interested in seeing guys cooked by gals, keep your eyes on the last two slots of the main portfolio page. When they do go up it won't be for long, so don't put off purchasing them if you want them! And they probably won't be coming back for quite a while...

 

9/28/2019

Twenty years of feminine deliciousness at Muki's Kitchen!

Yes, you read that correctly. It was twenty years ago this week that we tentatively uploaded Muki's Kitchen. Those first few pages were really an experiment, with a some free photos from our very first B&W set, and we were really just testing to see what the reaction would be. We had a plan in place but needed to know how realistically marketable our work would be and if we could generate enough money to support the costs of production... We don't remember the exact date that we put up that teaser but we think it was either the 28th or 29th of September, 1999. We made absolutely no announcements yet and had uploaded it mostly to see what it would look like on various computers and monitors. Without today's more sophisticated search engines we were certainly not surprised that no one came to see. The only page requests were ours...

On October 6th, we put up a very discreet notice in the usenet group a.s.s.c. The Woman Eater board was already a thing but we didn't want to seem overly pushy and we were also curious if word-of-mouth would spread without our fanning the flames. It did. On October 8th, our stats showed that there were 19 page requests. Then, on October 9th, we had 808 page requests. Someone mentioned our site on The Woman Eater Forum and a discussion was started. By October 10th, we had 2,040 page requests! On the various WE-themed forums, the response was very positive but cautiously optimistic.

From those humble beginnings came Muki's Kitchen.

Now it almost seems unreal. At twenty years, we can legally work with a model who wasn't even born when Muki's Kitchen was launched. Imagine a girl who never even knew a world where Muki's Kitchen didn't exist. It kind of blows our minds...

Of course, we know that we owe a tremendous debt of gratitude to our regular visitors, our fans, and most of all, the loyal customers who supported us for two decades now. Without you folks, we wouldn't be here. Thank you!

To celebrate our 20th anniversary, we prepared a fun and fat portfolio. We hope that everyone enjoys viewing it as much as we enjoyed making it! As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Again, thank you, have fun and play safe!

Sincerely,

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

8/2/2019

Portfolio 174, "Salted Ham!" is ready to eat!

Starring fetish-friendly Sail!or Luna, this is a live-roasting set in a kneeling position. Quite yummy!

As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

5/25/2019

Portfolio 173, "Sweet and Sour Redhead!" is now being served!

Featuring the scrumptious Sabina Rouge as a live-roasted girl that practically begs to be eaten! Wish we could keep our girl and eat her too...

As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

4/5/2019

Portfolio 172, "Oven-Roasted Yoga-Girl!" is now being served!

Featuring the supple and flexible Serene Siren, this is another somewhat "bendy" set and we think it turned out deliciously!

As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

3/26/2019

Back on track!

We have produced a new portfolio and will be posting it sometime on the first weekend of April. In preparing for that, we have re-announced the closure of portfolio #165, Melani Hicks in "Smoker-Cooked Long-Pig!"

There is a preview of the coming portfolio on our Pic-of-the-Week page....

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

3/1/2019

A minor change of plans...

Last week, we announced that we would be closing the portfolio with Melanie Hicks as "Smoker-Cooked Long-Pig!" That was our intent at least... Some big changes in our personal lives have made that difficult and, as a result, we are taking back our closure announcement. That portfolio will stay open for now and we expect to put together a worthy update soon -- maybe in a month or so.

This will not be a prolonged hiatus but we do need a little time to get our affairs in order. In the meantime, we do expect to be able to keep up with past portfolio updates and we are keeping the site open and operating.

Thank you for your understanding.

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

1/11/2019

Portfolio 171, "Bendy Babe Baked!" is now ready to eat!

Beatrice (not her real name, of course) is a professional contortionist, aerialist, and circus performer. Some years ago, she started incorporating her unique talents into nude modeling and found that she liked it. When we found out she was coming to our part of the country, we looked at her portfolio (and she looked at ours) and we all agreed that we just had to book a shooting date together! The result of our collaboration is this unusual and beautiful portfolio. We hope that you enjoy looking at it as much as we enjoyed making it!

One additional note about this set -- Because the final roasting position we wanted to capture was so difficult to hold for long periods of time, this portfolio has more shots leading up to the roasting and somewhat fewer shots in the oven and served. Instead, we have many shots of Bea doing various bendy poses on the table and in the pan, before finally baking her. We feel that it's a nice change of pace from our typical work and Bea was just so graceful and gorgeous that it can't be unpleasant to enjoy looking at the shapes she makes with her body...

As usual, previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

11/16/2018

Portfolio 170, part 2 of "Dee-licious!"

Dee Williams makes her Muki's Kitchen debut as a turkey-girl who gets roasted by Kendra James. Both parts of this delicious holiday story are now up and ready to enjoy!

Previews and purchase details can be seen here and here and we have another sample outtake on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

11/9/2018

Portfolio 169: "Dee-licious!"

Dee Williams makes her Muki's Kitchen debut as a turkey-girl who gets roasted by Kendra James. This will be a two-part set, with some new details and twists. Part one went up today and we'll have part two up next week.

As always previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

9/28/2018

Portfolio 168, "In or Out? Double-Double, Cannibal Style!"

Chrissy Marie makes her Muki's Kitchen debut in this fun girl-soup set. We paired her up with Darcie Dolce (a 3-times Muki veteran) and the two of them fought over who should go into the pot. In the end they both lose and we win! Double-girl soup anyone?

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

8/17/2018

Portfolio 167:

A "cuts" portfolio that features out-takes, behind the scenes peeks, and full-sized PicWeek shots!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample (an out-take from an out-takes set?) on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Thank you!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

6/29/2018

Portfolio 166 is now being served!

Jewell Marceau returns to Muki's Kitchen, this time as the entree in a live-roasting. Fun and delicious!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Thank you!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

5/11/2018

Portfolio 165 and a couple of very important announcements!

Melanie Hicks makes her Muki's Kitchen debut and gets cooked in our giant smoker grill. She was absolutely delicious and, luckily for you, we got it all in pictures!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

And now for those other announcements:

1) Computer monitors are getting bigger and higher resolution with each new model. Every few years we bump the resolution of our portfolio images to keep up. Beginning with our current set, we started experimenting with larger sizes. The first half stays pretty much the same as before but the second half has images that are up to 30% larger. We hope this resolution bump makes our pictures more appetizing and delicious!

2) We have not raised our price-per-portfolio in over 15 years and have been charging $15 since December of 2002 (Portfolio 29). Some years ago, we even said that we wouldn't raise our prices until the economy showed signs of improvement -- even though our expenses were going up every year. We're not really sure how much the economy has improved since we made that announcement but we are sure that our expenses keep going up. And we know that our per-portfolio sales method does make us more expensive than average for an adult entertainment site. We justified our price and our sales method by maintaining that we cater to a niche fetish and had to charge a little more because we always knew that we would sell to fewer people, all of which is true and still holds today.

It is with reluctance and restraint that our price per portfolio will be going up to $16. We don't know exactly when this will happen but we are aiming for July 1st. We hope that everyone understands our reasons for this price increase and appreciates how long we've put off making it.

Thank you!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

3/16/2018

Portfolio 164, "Oven-Roasted Polynesian Princess!" is ready to eat!

This story features Nikko Joardan as a Polynesian Princess who finds herself on the menu, doomed to be cooked and eaten! While none too happy about her dismal future, she gives in and even helps butter herself for roasting.

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "Pic of the Week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

2/9/2018

Social Media News:

We are experimenting with enhancing our Twitter presence. To keep abreast of our latest updates, follow @MrsMuki on Twitter!

Let us know if this helps and we'll keep it up. If we start getting traffic that doesn't suit us, we'll drop it.

Thank you!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

 

2/2/2018

Portfolios 148 & 149, "Codi and the Cannibal Dining Society!" in Pot Luck...

It's hard to believe that we have reached the point where it's time to bring back one of our very favorite portfolio stories: "Codi and the Cannibal Dining Society!" This was the two-part set that brought us out of our slump and we are actually very proud of it. If you go to our Portfolios page you will find both parts at the top of our Pot-Luck section.

And now for our point here... Those of you who bought this set, and actually took the time to read the captions, probably noticed that we goofed a few times! Sometimes these mistakes were gramatical or spelling typos but we also saw several places where the story could be improved. So before re-publishing this set, we took the time to correct our fuck-poos and really tell this story the way we really wanted to.

Think of this reissue as "the director's cut!"

If you already purchased this set on its first go-around, there's a pretty good chance that you won't really feel that the improvements make it worth re-purchasing a two part story. None of the images were changed in any way, only the captions at the bottom. On the other hand, if you are a stickler for details, are story-oriented, and want to have what we think is our best work, then you just might think buying it again is worthwhile. And if you are a collector, you might want the new set and still keep the old set too, as an oddity. To buy this set a second time or not is entirely up to you and only you can decide whether or not it's worth it...

Previews and purchase details can be seen here for part 1 and here for part 2.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

1/19/2018

Portfolio 163, part 2 of "A Saucy Serving-Wench is Served!" is up!

Ivy was an agency girl and asked to pose for us (a first -- for an agency model!). Sinn is a Muki's Kitchen veteran and did a great job of holding the shoot together and helping Ivy through her first time with us. While this story does get off to a slightly slow start, we feel the images just needed to be shown and are very happy with the final results. Ivy was completely into the scene and allowed Sinn to manipulate her body and probe her soft flesh just like the meat she is.

Part 2 of this story shows Sinn preparing Ivy in dish, loosening up both lower orifices and stuffing her with fruit. After placing eggplant and brussel sprouts around her, Sinn pushed Ivy into the smoker to cook. And after Ivy is fully cooked (her closed eyes roll open wide), she is ready to serve!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here for part 1 and here for part 2 and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

1/5/2018

Portfolio 162, "A Saucy Serving-Wench is Served!" readyfor eating!

Ivy was an agency girl and asked to pose for us (a first -- for an agency model!). Sinn is a Muki's Kitchen veteran and did a great job of holding the shoot together and helping Ivy through her first time with us. While this story does get off to a slightly slow start, we feel the images just needed to be shown and are very happy with the final results. Ivy was completely into the scene and allowed Sinn to manipulate her body and probe her soft flesh just like the meat she is. (Part 2 promises to be even more detailed and explicit.) Enjoy!

In other news:

The revised and updated version of "Deviant Desires: A Tour of the Erotic Edge" by Katharine Gates was released last month, just in time for the holidays. Reviews and preview articles can be found at the following websites:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/inside-the-dark-and-sexy-world-of-hardcore-kink

http://www.huckmagazine.com/art-and-culture/photography-2/deviant-desires/

http://www.dazeddigital.com/art-photography/article/38492/1/deviant-desires-a-comprehensive-guide-to-alt-sex-fetishes-is-here

We got our copy recently and Katharine definitely did right by us. She's quite sympathetic about fetishists in general and it's obvious that she likes our fetish in particular. Here's an Amazon link to the book:

https://www.amazon.com/Deviant-Desires-Tour-Erotic-Edge/dp/1576878449/ref=as_sl_pc_tf_til?tag=_&linkCode=w00&linkId=&creativeASIN=1576878449

Well worth it!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

 

12/1/2017

Muki's Kitchen in BuzzFeed!

With the revised and updated version of Deviant Desires" due to be relased later this month, Katharine helped with a teaser article in BuzzFeed. The story mentions cannibal play (#8 in their list of 10 fetishes) and includes one of our pictures. It is well written and quite sympathetic to fetishes in general. You can read it here:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/inside-the-dark-and-sexy-world-of-hardcore-kink

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

 

11/17/2017

Portfolio 161, "Tasty Thanksgiving Treat!" is now up!

We present Nadia White as a Thanksgiving turkey-girl.

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

In other news: The revised and updated version of "Deviant Desires," by Katharine Gates is due to be released on December 21st. New chapters include one on cannibal play, featuring Muki's Kitchen (of course! ;-) and others from our kinky little community. If you plan to be in New York City on December 21st, there will be a release party at the Museum of Sex:

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

10/6/2017

Portfolio 160, "Racked Rump Roast!" is ready to eat!

We invite Sarah Vandella to our kitchen and then cook her up right! Sarah is a delicious little blonde and we carefully posed her in the platter, placing a rack under her hips, so that her tush was raised high and nicely presented. A truly delicious piece of girl-meat!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

8/11/2017

Portfolio 159, "Volunteer Roast!" is being served...

Our latest portfolio, staring Skyla Novea, is now available. This story was largely inspired by the work of our Pulptoon friend Dodge and we are officially unofficially dedicating it to him. Skyla is pure eye-candy and her pixie-ish smile won us over the moment we saw her. The story is fun, if unlikely, and the pictures are mouthwatering.

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

6/23/2017

Portfolio 158, "Rustic Oven Rump Roast!" is ready to be carved...

Our latest portfolio features Serena Blair, in a prominently ass-up roasting position that looks incredibly delicious!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

In other news: We have been very busy (swamped!) with non-Muki stuff but we are still trying to set up a video portfolio and we do have other portfolio ideas in the works. For now, our plan of putting up a new portfolio every six weeks or so seems to be working for us. As we've mentioned below, we are being more agressive about updating our past portfolios more frequently and are trying to rotate our complete stock within no more than one year...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

5/5/2017

Portfolio 157, "Poled Pole-Dancer!" is ready to eat...

Agatha returns for another round at Muki's Kitchen, this time as the entree! She plays the role of a clueless stripper, who thinks pole dancing is fun, until she learns just what sort of pole dance her clients had in mind...

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

In other news: We have more shoots in the works and are hoping to get a video clip up too! Also, our friend, Katharine Gates, is releasing a 2nd edition of her book, "Deviant Desires." Muki's kitchen will be part of that. We will keep you posted here, as soon as it's available.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

3/24/2017

Portfolio 156, "Live-Roasted Redhead!" is ready to eat...

Kendra James comes back for another round at Muki's Kitchen, this time as the entree!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

In other news: Due to real-life obligations, we are going to be scaling back our productions of new portfolios by just a little bit --Not to worry, we won't disappear! For the foreseeable future, we plan to put up a brand-new portfolio once every six to eight weeks. We will be updating past portfolios as usual and our current schedule/policy is to have any past portfolio available in no longer than a year (from post to post). Look to see past portfolios rotated, in to out, within three to four weeks. This should keep our portfolio list fresh and dynamic.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

2/3/2017

Portfolio 155, "Codi Gets Plank-Grilled!" (part 2) is now served...

We couldn't resist another opportunity to work with Codi Vore and when she and Agatha agreed to pose together, we knew we had a winning combination. We broke this shoot into two very fat parts and, while it does start out a little slowly, there's plenty of material to enjoy. Also, Codi plays a very different character from the one she portrayed in her first set with us: This time she is not at all into the idea of being cooked and eaten and is quite anxious about what will happen to her.

In the second part of this two-part set we see Codi laid out on a cedar plank and roasted to perfection...

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

We also cleaned up our Links page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

1/20/2017

Portfolio 154, "Codi Gets Plank-Grilled!" (part 1) is now served...

We couldn't resist another opportunity to work with Codi Vore and when she and Agatha agreed to pose together, we knew we had a winning combination. We broke this shoot into two very fat parts and, while it does start out a little slowly, there's plenty of material to enjoy. Also, Codi plays a very different character from the one she portrayed in her first set with us: This time she is not at all into the idea of being cooked and eaten and is quite anxious about what will happen to her...

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

We also cleaned up our Links page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

1/7/2017

A few words about portfolio rotation, present and past...

Yesterday we announced the impending closure (to sales) of part one of "Codi and the Cannibal Dining Society." If this story is something you've been considering purchasing, you should act now or be prepared to wait about one year before having the opportunity return.

As most of our regular visitors know, we took an almost two-year hiatus from producing new work. Because the portfolios in the top six slots of our main portfolio page had been up for so long, we decided not to announce any closures and simply replaced them when we started producing new work last July. Since we've been scheduling monthly shoots now, for the last half year, we are going back to our old system of announcing the closure of an out-going set and then waiting one additional week before replacing it with a new in-coming set. This means that you can expect any newly-posted "current" portfolio to be available for about six months.

We've also been getting a number of emails from customers (and would-be customers) asking how they can purchase a particular past portfolio. The short answer is patience and vigilance.

Here is how the "Pot-Luck" section (the bottom ten slots on our main portfolio index page) works: We maintain a private database where we keep track of all portfolios and the dates that they were first published and last posted. We change out the contents of Pot-Luck slots by a combination of ordered and random. Ordered means that we try to bring back past portfolios about one year after they were last available for purchase. Random means we do these content swaps without prior warning or any announcements. Because we have now made over 150 portfolios, we are trying to change the contents of any slot every three or four weeks (sometimes even less, as in the case of really early work).

Here's what all this means to anyone wishing to purchase a particular portfolio:

1) Make it a point to check our main portfolio page once each week.

2) When you see something you want, get it -- it may not be there next time you check.

3) If you like something in our "current" section, don't wait too long to purchase it.

We get that this is not completely convenient for everyone out there but, given the smallness of our site, its rather limited niche appeal, and the fact that our budget simply doesn't allow for setting up payment coding for every shoot we've ever done, this is really the most practical way to handle it. If you want something from our past catalog, you will need to be patient in waiting for it to reappear and vigilant about checking in once per week and then purchasing it as soon as you see it's available.

We hope the above makes things clear and we thank everyone for their patience and vigilance! :-)

--Mr & Mrs Muki

 

12/16/2016

Portfolio 153, "Auctioned & Cooked Ex-Girlfriend!" is now served...

This quirky set was inspired by a manip by ChinaLady, who made it for us as a little tribute. We enjoyed the pic so much that we made a whole portfolio around it! Thank you so much, CL!

Below, we have our opening image and her original manip...

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

Our pic:

ChinaLady's manip:

 

11/11/2016

Portfolio 152, our Thanksgiving set, is ready to eat!

Starring Kylie Page (aka, Bonnie Kinz), this is a solo girl, live-roasting portfolio.

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample out take on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

10/14/2016

Portfolio 151, now being served...

Darcie Dolce grills Lana Violet! Darcie is really the perfect wicked chef and we chose her for the role very deliberately. Lana is cute and delicious, making her a wonderful entree. Now we know what you're thinking: Darcie looks pretty deliciuos herself! Not to worry, Darcie enjoyed the shoot and has already agreed to come back as the main course! But the current portfolio makes a fine Halloween set and we are very pleased with it!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample out take on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

9/8/2016

Portfolio 150 is ready to eat!

We promised that we already had another portfolio shot (even before we worked with Codi) and here it is. Klara Gold (aka Assh Lee) plays the bootyful entree and Kendra James roasts her up right.

And we are back in force! We have already scheduled a shoot for next week, featuring a cute and delicious young blonde, and are planning a couple more. Stay tuned...

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample out take on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

 

8/5/2016

Portfolio 149 (part 2 of 2 parts) is now being served!

Yummy Codi Vore gets cooked (for real!) in the 2nd half of this scrumptious 2-part portfolio! Still a very weird story and we leave it up to you to judge. We love it!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample out take on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/25/2016

Portfolio 148 (part 1 of 2 parts) is now being served!

We sincerely apologise for being AWOL for nearly the last 2 years. As we've mentioned on some of the WE boards, we really just needed a break... To catch everyone up, here is a condensed version of our story:

The fire is past history. We had to fight for insurance settlement, city permits for both demolition and new construction, our contractor, and our independant claims adjuster. To call it a fucking nightmare is the understatement of the decade. But it's done! In fact, it has been done for about the last two years. So why the absence? We don't know if we can really explain this well but, after all of the struggles and all of the fighting, the wind just blew out of our sails. We simply needed the break...

But we never really went completely away! We continued to update our past portfolios and we kept our finger on the pulse of the community. We never lost interest in cannibal fantasy and were always on the lookout for something to nudge us out of our funk and inspire us to create new work...

The inspiration came in the form of a muse: We discovered Codi Vore and just knew that we had to shoot a portfolio featuring her. Codi is a cannibal fetishist's dream come true. She is incredibly booby, soft and plump in all the right places, and actually fantacizes about vore! She sees herself as "prey" and that was just fine with us. ;-) Best of all, she loved our site and agreed to pose for us.

Which brings us to our current offering: As soon as we booked Codi, we set ourselves to thinking about just what kind of scene we wanted to present her in. What we came up with has to be both our gentlest and our sickest story ever. We really don't know how else to put it. You folks be the judges and let us know if we scored on this one...

And just to assure everyone that we are really back to stay, once we booked Codi for her shoot, we hired an agency girl to do one even before Codi's. We have another brand-new set "in the can," that we will be posting shortly after we put up the 2nd part of Codi's story (which we are editing now and will be posting VERY soon)!

As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample out take on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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9/20/2014

Portfolio 147 is now being served!

Roses may be red but some Violets get cooked! We prepared this Violet with oil, black pepper, and slices of pineapple... As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here and we have a sample out take on our "pic of the week" page.

Enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/7/2014

Portfolio 146, is finally ready to eat!

Yes, we know it has been quite a while since our last update... We've been very distracted with other things and have let our site lapse for way too long. We will have a more complete explaination on our "news & updates" page soon -- promise.

In the meantime, we have a new set! DeeDee (aka Devilish Diana) agreed to pose for us and we quickly accepted. This unusual portfolio features a completely bald model (and we're not just talking about "down there!") and we think it turned out great. As usual previews and purchase details can be seen here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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12/7/2013

Portfolio 145, "Jewell is Fattened Up and Roasted!"

We decided Jewell could use a little bit of plumping up before cooking her, keeping her penned for a few weeks and feeding her as many fattening treats as she could eat. This portfolio shows the latter part of the process, where her meat is getting nicely marbled and we finally roast her in our oven. As always, details for the current set can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news, work on our replacement building has actually begun!

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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10/30/2013

Portfolio 144, "Batty Witch's Brew!"

Barely in time, we have prepared a fun little Halloween portfolio. Starring Andrea Rosuand our giant cauldron, this set is cute, sexy, and delicious! As always, details for the current set can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news, the city has finally approved our plans for a replacement building and granted the permits. Almost two years after the fire and we just might be having the new foundation poured next week...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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10/5/2013

Portfolio 143, "Prime Cuts 2!"

So, this month's portfolio is another of our once-every-two-or-three-years "cuts" sets. We go through a bunch of our recent portfolios (23, in this case), looking at the original images, and create a collection of out-takes and up-sized PWs. We made this one extra-meaty, with 56 images (over 20mb worth of data) and all previously unpublished in the usual, full portfolio size.

Yes, these kinds of sets must seem like a little bit of a cop-out on our part but we definitely have a good reason: Last Wednesday, Mr Muki took a nasty spill while riding his bicycle. No broken bones or major injuries; just a whole lot of ugly road-rash, mostly on the hands and forearms. My limbs are wrapped up like a low-budget mummy (just in time for Halloween!) and, while the pain isn't unbearable, I'm quite sore all over and not at my best... Oh well, they say there are two types of cyclists; those who have fallen and those who will.

We do have a real Halloween portfolio coming, and it was our intention to be putting it up this weekend, but it requires more thoughtful editing than we are capable of giving it right now. We will aim to have it ready on the weekend before Halloween.

As always, details for the current set can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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8/10/2013

Portfolio 142, "Will Work as Food?"

Agatha returns to Muki's Kitchen, this time playing a stripper who doesn't get the tip she was expecting! After dancing for her exclusive clients, she finds herself shackled to a grill and roasted alive.

As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

One other note: due to family matters and some much-needed vacation time, our next portfolio will probably come a little later than usual...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/5/2013

Portfolio 141, "Mommy's Little Chicken..."

Okay, true confessions time: When Mr Muki was just a kid, he sometimes imagined that his parents were secretly planning to cook him and eat him. No, it wasn't a nightmare, it wasn't because of a bad or stressful childhood, and I still have a great relationship with my parents to this day. These were just simple childhood musings and it was fun to scare myself with such silly thoughts. It was also probably the first seed of this odd little fetish...

First-time model, Coco Rose, was an absolute pleasure to work with. (She was also more professional than more-than-a-few of the professionals we've hired in the past!) She and GirlRoaster had a lot of input on the scene and requested that we do something where the chef has a bit of a retro-look. Diana Knight came up with the idea of the victory curls and we all worked out the costuming together. Originally, it was just going to be a simple, 50s-style scene and we directed Diana to play her character with a constant closed-mouth smile and Coco to play it like a dream. Both delivered their performances perfectly and it was only when we reviewed the finished pictures that we saw the story as we are presenting it here.

This is one of our favorite portfolios ever! In a strange way (that we weren't even aware of when we were shooting it) these images capture a distant memory and illustrate what should be a nightmare as a loving little childhood fantasy. Not everyone will see it that way but Mrs Muki and I think it's one of our very best. We hope you enjoy it too!

As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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5/24/2013

Portfolio 140, "Broiled Surfer Bunny!"

Britney Young came to us through an agency connection and we definitely lucked out. Professional as well as pretty, she completely understood the concept behind Muki's Kitchen and was a pleasure to work with. Best of all, she turned out to be every bit as delicious as she looked! As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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3/29/2013

Portfolio 139, "Banquet of the Vanquished Wrestler!"

Some time ago, San Fransisco model Serena Blair contacted us about posing. We finially had the chance to make this happen and we just couldn't be more happy about it. Serena is a pleasure to work with and has such a delicious little figure that it was all Mr Muki could do to restrain himself from casting his professionalism aside and just eating her up! As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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3/2/2013

Publicity, bad and good...

It is sometimes said that any publicity is good publicity but lately we aren't so sure about that! In an effort to balance the scales a little bit, we are offering up this oldie-but-goodie; A wonderful article written by Liz Langley, in November of 2010:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/cannibal-fetish-appetites-1124103/

Enjoy, be safe and remember, not all cannibals are evil!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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2/15/2013

Portfolio 138, "Planked Pork Platter!"

Christina Carter, Anastasia Pierce, and Diana Knight star in this 3-model portfolio of delicious long-pig preparation and serving. As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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12/19/2012

Portfolio 137, "Yoga Roast!"

Jewell Marceau plays a consensual meat-girl, climbing into the roasting platter and allowing herself to be cooked in a delicious-looking yoga pose... As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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10/20/2012

Portfolio 136, "Chicken-Style School Girl!"

Another FetLife find for us, Ginger S had never heard of Muki's Kitchen but loved what she saw when introduced to it. The outfit was inspired by her previous spanking work. As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Nothing new to report on our post-fire woes but it's getting close to a year now and nothing is happening fast...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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8/31/2012

Portfolio 135, "Rotisserie Redhead!"

We met Andrea Rosu through a social networking site that is often used by models and photographers. Her first reaction on seeing Muki's Kitchen was to say, "I was chuckling the whole time I was browsing through your site!" Being an avid fan of bondage art, she suggested the the scene, "I want to be roasted like a little lamb!" Fun, professional, and definitely delicious looking, we hope to be able to work with her whenever her travels bring her into our area. As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

The post-fire cleanup is done but the rebuilding plans are moving at a frustratingly glacial pace. Not much to report at this time...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/27/2012

Portfolio 134, "Smoked Girl-Ham!"

Cami Smalls is an adult-site model and exotic dancer. Though she hadn't heard of Muki's Kitchen and cannibal fetish before, she was recommended to us by our favourite modeling agency and she totally got what we were after. At only 21 years old and rather petite, at 5'1" tall, she is very nicely padded and just a perfectly tasty-looking morsel. (Honestly, it was all we could do to keep from really eating her up! :-) For those cannibals who prefer their meat well-marbled, Cami is just about as deliciious as they come. As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news: The post-fire cleanup is finally moving along. The burned house has been removed (which was rather sad to see, as it had been built in 1905) and most of our studio utilities have been re-connected on a temporary basis. We are now working on more permanent solutions and are hoping that the worst is behind us...

We do have a couple more shoots in the works, so do stay tuned!

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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6/8/2012

Portfolio 133, "Princess"

Summer Cummings is featured in this solo-model portfolio that was loosely inspired by a comic strip drawn by our friend and model, Agatha. The basic story (told only in pictures) is that Summer is a princess who dances for her master. Her reward, if she does well, is to be cooked up for an elegant banquet. In this portfolio, our entree is willing and eager to please, both as a performer and a meal! As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news: The post-fire cleanup is really dragging on. You'd think it would be done and forgotten by now, with rebuilding well under way, but no... Government inefficiency has one branch threatening to cite us for not moving quickly enough and another department dragging their feet in issuing demolition permits. Arghhh!!!

We will do our best to keep up with monthly updates but some of this is just out of our hands -- we will definitely not be able to shoot for the week or so that the bulldozer is working and we can't schedule a shoot if we don't know exactly when that will be.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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4/27/2012

Portfolio 132, "Cooking Candle..."

Candle Boxxx was referred to us by Jewell Marceau and makes her debut at Muki's Kitchen. A delicious looking Southern treat, she was as fun to work with as she was tasty. One bonus is that Candle was fine with anal insertion and, unlike our past portfolios, the garnish in her rear was not faked! As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news: we may be a couple of weeks late with our next portfolio, as we're reaching a point in our post-fire clean-up/rebuilding where we may not have the ability to use our studio for a short while. We will maintain updates on past portfolios and will keep everyone posted on what's going on...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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3/30/2012

Portfolio 131, "Kobe Beef?"

Kobe Lee returns to Muki's Kitchen and is prepared as (what else?) Kobe beef! Jewell marveau plays chef, feeding Kobe mass quantities of beer and massaging her supple flesh. As always, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news: we have a new shoot (with a new model!) scheduled for next week. Post-fire business continues to drag on but we are finally making the time to get on with cooking...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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2/20/2012

More post-fire follow up...

(If the above title thows you off, please read our previous two entries.)

Things are moving even slower than we anticipated. The good news is that we have started scheduling shoots for March and April but the bad news is that the earliest a new shoot will appear as a finished portfolio would be the very end of March. We are working on it and doing our best to make things happen as quickly as possible.

After many requests, we decided to use this down-time as an excuse to temporarily bring back the "Bistro" portfolios. We have put our first bistro shoot into past-portfolio slots 15 & 16 and will put up our second guy-on-the-menu shoot when we take the first one down. Please be aware that we have no plans at this time to make the bistro portfolios permanently available and, if this is what you want, we urge you to get it now. We also expect these bistro portfolios to be rotated out of their slots much quicker than the usual fare. If these interest you, please don't hesitate.

Thanks to all, for your patience and continued support.

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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1/23/2012

Post-fire follow up...

(If the above title thows you off, please read our previous entry.)

So things proceed at a near-glacial pace... We now have power to our studio and have just gotten water. All of this means that we may be able to start scheduling shoots within the next two or three weeks.

Clean-up is slow and the insurance adjusters are even slower... Much of our time is spent goading them on. It looks like we will pull through this crisis okay -- if we don't die of old age before that! (Just kidding -- we may be old but we're not that old! ;-)

In the meantime, we have added two more portfolio slots to our potluck portfolio section, so past work should cycle through faster.

Most of all, we would like to thank everyone for their patience and continued support. We have received a lot of emails wishing us luck and we would like to thank each and every one of you for your kind thoughts and good wishes!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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12/17/2011

Important news...

Regular customers and visitors will probably already have noticed that we are behind in our updates and have not yet announced the coming of a new portfolio. Most of you also know that we tend to be rather quiet about our private lives... This is one of the few cases where some public sharing is needed:

A few weeks ago, we had a major fire on the property where our studio is located. The good news is that no one was hurt and our shooting facilities are not damaged. The bad news is that one structure (not the studio) was completely destroyed.

At this time, we have only limited utilities at the studio (no water and no gas to heat it with). It will probably be some time before things are restored to the point where we can schedule a photo session. Our best guess is that we won't be able to produce new work before February, 2012.

We want to assure everyone that we fully expect to get through this and have no intention of quitting. This is really just a temporary setback for us and, in more ways than we can count, we consider ourselves very lucky that these unfortunate events did not play out much worse than they did...

During this recovery time, we plan to continue with past portfolio updates and we will continue to maintain the site. (Mr Muki's new full-time job is dealing with insurance adjusters, cleanup crews, and rebuilding contractors but we will do our best!) Portfolio purchases are not affected and no one needs to be alarmed. If the delay in getting to new work lasts longer than we expect, we might temporarily shift a few more portfolio slots into past-portfolio status -- to make more work available, even if it is not new work. (When the crisis is under control, we will go back to our standard current model of having eight slots for new work and eight slots for past portfolios.)

Thanks to all, for your patience and continued support.

Lastly, we would like to wish everyone a safe, happy, and fulfilling holiday season!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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2/25/2011

Portfolio 123, "Life in the Food Chain..."

Kara Dax, Jewell Marceau, and Christina Carter star in this unusually large set: When editing, we wanted to tell the story in a certain way and found that it just needed more than our typical 40-ish images -- but not enough to split it into two parts. Another interesting thing about this portfolio is the somewhat more serious tone (at least compared to our usual style): We wanted to make it just a little bit more frightening and directed the models accordingly.

As usual, details can be see on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

One more thing: This portfolio has a somewhat more detailed showing of the cleaning out process (enema and douche) and we wanted to give a quick shout-out to our friends at medicaltoys.com for helping us with the very specialized props that we needed!

 

 

 

 

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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9/25/2010

Muki's Kitchen in a new book on fetishes!

Quite a few years ago, we were contacted by Angela Lewis and interviewed for an article about our kinky little fetish. The piece was published in the Winter 2005 issue of Australian Councelling Association's Journal. We were very pleased with the whole thing and, if you've never seen it, you can read it online as a PDF file:

ACA Journal, Winter 2005
http://www.theaca.net.au/ca_archive/ACA%20Mag%20Vol5%20No2%20Winter%2005.pdf

(Please note that the article is on page 44 but shows up on the 14th page of the PDF file.)

Since this was published, we've become good long-distance friends with Angela (who lives in Australia) and cheered her on when she earned her PhD and when she proposed doing an entire book on fetishes, their comminties, and the people involved. Well, the book was recently finished and published!

Clicking the thumbnail above will take you to Angela's site for the book (www.myotherself.com.au), with excerpts and options to buy either a paperback copy or a downloadable digital version. Please understand that this is a book on sexual fetishes in general and that "cannibal fantasy" occupies only a few pages but she also mentions us a couple of times in the beginning of the book. We are very happy with the end result and proud of our own small contributions to Angela's research.

Check it out!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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5/28/2010

Portfolio 115, "Tanya Tastee" is brewed and ready to eat!

This portfolio update is our modest little homage to cartoonist Mike Kreffel. Many years ago (just shortly before Muki's Kitchen made its debut on the net) Mike drew a few panels featuring the aptly named Tanya Tastee, a quirky blonde who somehow always wound up a few links low on the food chain. We've always been charmed by the carefree manner in which she accepted her delicious fate and have been wanting to do a photo set featuring her for some years now. When we met Emily Addison, we knew that we had found the perfect model to play the role. For those of you unfamiliar with this hapless heroine, here is a small sample of one of Mike's panels (and the one that we used as our main inspiration):

Sadly, we tried looking Mike up and learned that he had passed away in 2008.

For details about our own take on Tanya Tastee, check out our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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10/15/2009

Muki's Kitchen "spotlighted" in the October issue of AVN Magazine!

Earlier this summer, we were approached by Nelson X, of Adult Video News Magazine, about doing a short interview and having our site featured in one of their "spotlight" pages. We have just learned that the issue with us came out earlier this month! For anyone who is interested in seeing it for themselves, it is the October 2009 issue.

If you just want to read the story, without buying the magazine, you can try this link (though we do not know how long it will work!):

http://www.digitaleditiononline.com/publication/?i=23550&pre=1

Our story appears on page 82, in a column called "The Fringe".

Check it out!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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9/25/2009

Portfolio 106, "Kina on the Rotisserie!" is our 10th Anniversary set!

On October 1, Muki's Kitchen will officially be 10 years old -- Our home page, with a promise of more to come, went online on October 1, 1999. Honestly, we never imagined that we would make it this long! There were some tough hurdles in the beginning (our first billing processor went under, taking all of our sales with them!) and we thought about pulling the plug more than once. Looking back though, it's been a fun 10 years and we feel ready to try for 10 more!

In keeping with our celebratory mood, our 10th Anniversary portfolio is really quite special. See for yourself on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

Other news: With 106 portfolios under our belts, we feel that it is time to pick up the pace in making older sets available to new fans. Starting two weeks from now, "current" portfolios will stay active for 10 months (instead of a year) and we will shift slots 11 & 9 to our past portfolio section. This means that there will now be six past portfolios available at a time! (If this change goes well, we may move two more slots over within a year, making the distribution an even 8 past and 8 current...)

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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6/19/2009

Portfolio 103, "Chiquita Asada!" es muy caliente!

April O'Neil is a spicy dish in this Mexican cusine portfolio! Previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news: Every now and then, we make it a point to plug our name into various search engines and see what comes up. And every now and then, we get a very pleasant surprise! Spanking fetishist, Pandora, from the UK, wrote an entry in her blog that listed her various other kinks and mentioned us. What she wrote was so eloquent, so insightful, and just plain spot-on, that we can't resist sharing it. Clicking on the image below will take you to a slapped-together, cut-and-paste, excerpt of her blog, showing only her mention of cannibal fetish and us.

If you wish to read her entire article on fetish (well worth it!) you may click on this link:

http://www.pandoras-bot.com/fetishmap.html

If you want to explore her site from the beginning (Also highly recommended!), click here:

http://www.pandoras-bot.com

 

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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11/28/2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

As usual, we were out camping over the past week (a Thanksgiving tradition for us) but we just got back. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving holiday and ate plenty of girl!

Two sites put up special Thanksgiving Muki posts and we want to give thanks by mentioning them here:

http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/11/27_thanksgivingbird.html

http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2008/11/exclusive-lovin-from-mukis-oven

Have fun and remember to always play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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11/14/2008

Portfolio 96, "Elegant Turkey!" is ready just in time for Thanksgiving!

What do January and Thanksgiving have in common? Usually nothing but in this case, we cooked up January Seraph as our Thanksgiving dinner entree! Previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

In other news: Gurgurant has graciously agreed to put up our banner from the now-defunct Woman Eater Forum on his Cookbook for Cannibals links page and somewhere inside The Encyclopedia of Cannibal Movies. We missed having those and are thankful to him that they are being put to use again. Check them out!

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/25/2008

Muki's Kitchen mentioned (twice!) in Scarlet Magazine!

As hinted in our previous update, we have been granting a few selective interviews: UK women's magazine, Scarlet, was so taken with our site that they mention it in two consecutive issues! The July issue (cover on the left) has an article about fun sex play with various fetishes and we helped out with the "sex partner as food" portion. The August issue (cover on right) has a 2-page interview with Megh and we contributed the photos and side-bar...

Check them out!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/11/2008

Portfolio 92, "Island Girl Soup!" is brewed and ready to serve!

Nautica Thorn in a self-cooking pot portfolio! Previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page...

Other news: Muki's Kitchen was recently reviewed at "The Daily Naked." This one caught us by surprise and we did not participate in this review in any way. What makes it interesting is that it is written by someone who is definitely not personally involved in the WE fetish but is obviously open-minded and able to present a unique perspective on it. Check it out at:

http://thedailynaked.com/2008/07/bad-taste-the-cannibal-eroticism-of-mukis-kitchen/

The webmaster tells us that he doesn't usually get much feedback but is always interested. Feel free to make use of the "comments" feature and share your thoughts. We will keep tabs in it ourselves and might comment on some of the comments ;-)

We also have two other interviews in the works but don't want to jinx things by giving out details too early. As soon as we hear of firm publication/posting dates, we promise to share.

That's all for now...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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2/21/2008

Major site update -- finally!

Regular visitors have probably gotten tired of hearing how we are going to update our pages. The trouble was that we kept going back and forth about just how much of an overhaul this would end up being. We definitely wanted to preserve the simplicity of our site but we also wanted to make it look a bit more contemporary and less like something we just threw together at home. Computers and internet connections have gotten faster since Muki's Kitchen first went on line and most people's monitors are bigger than the old 640x480 standard. It was time (some might say well past time...) to get with the program and embrace the current trends. We think we've succeeded but you folks are the ultimate judges.

If anyone notices any broken links or pages that have weird formatting, please let us know. We checked everything several times but there's always a chance that we missed something.

For the technically inclined, here is a short list of what we did:

  • Designed a new navigation bar that uses small (under 4k) GIFs as buttons, replacing the quaint HTML text-links we used to have.
  • Redesigned the site for a browser window that is 800 pixels wide (or wider), since most people do have larger monitors and no one keeps their browser window set to 640 anymore.
  • Spiffed up the "About" page, adding pictures to our overly-verbose text.
  • Updated our 4 "Samples" pages and made the pictures somewhat bigger. We assume that most people's internet connections are better these days and wanted to showcase our work a little more.
  • Cleaned up our home page and put up a nicer version of our signature image.
  • Removed all but one link to the dead Bistro section (sorry!). If you want to see it as it last looked, we kept a single link to it on our FAQ page.
  • Brought our portfolio list page up to date. If you want to see it, there is a link to it on our FAQ page or you can click here -- but remember, this list is for historical purposes only and the only portfolios currently available are on our regular "Portfolios" page, accessible from the nav bar.

Hopefully this will work better for everyone. If not, we'd like to hear about it!

We will be updating our long-neglected "Links" page this weekend. Promise!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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11/1/2007

Halloween fun!

We hope everyone had a safe and exciting fright-night! Our silliness took an extreme turn and Mrs Muki decorated our doorstep with the following:

Cannibal pumpkins rule!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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9/28/2007

Portfolio 83, "Rotisserie Chick!" is now being served!

Starring Mz Berlin and Anastasia Pierce, this movie-clip portfolio features a chicken-on-the-spit style roasting. Poor Mz Berlin is tied to the shaft, turkey-style, and cooked slowly over an open fire. In addition to the usual still shots, there is a wonderful looping video clip for you all to enjoy -- our biggest and best yet!

As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page.

Other news:

Unbelievable... We are now eight years old! Muki's Kitchen first went online on September 27 of 1999 and, despite some early setbacks, we have actually managed to stay afloat for eight full years. Still trying to grasp it all and, as always, we continue to strive to get better...

The MoSEX show, which includes 100 Muki images, has been extended through January. We also were invited to become a part of the permanent collection and, of course, we accepted. If your travel plans include New York City, be sure to stop by and see our display!

That's all for now...

Enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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5/25/2007

Portfolio 79, "Kabobed Roundbottom Salad!" is now being served...

Our favorite cann-toon artist returns to Muki's Kitchen, only to find herself captured by cannigals -- again! Megh plays the entree (of course) and Jewell Marceau and Anita Cannibal conspire to make her their dinner. As usual, previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

We've known of Anita Cannibal since long before we started up Muki's Kitchen and yes, that's really the stage name she's always used. No one was more surpised and pleased than us, when she wrote and asked to pose for our site. For her debut appearance, she brought abundant humor and enthusiasm.

In other news, Muki's Kitchen has been getting a little extra attention from some interesting places:

The Daily Tang, a streaming video page that reviews interesting and unusual porn sites, recently featured us in one of their segments. Hosted by the charming (and delicious-looking! ;-) Veronika Raquel, this little bit was both surprising and flattering. Check it out at:

http://dailytang.com/vlog/2007/04/27/32/

Susie Bright, who has written about us twice in the past, recently added a link to Muki's Kitchen from her sidebar, essentially putting us on every page of her site! We are honored to be listed under the heading "Without You I'm Nothing..." -- Thank you, Susie! If you haven't seen her prior Muki write-ups, you can check them out on these two pages:

http://susiebright.blogs.com/susie_brights_journal_/2005/12/when_butter_won.html

http://susiebright.blogs.com/susie_brights_journal_/2006/10/turkey_stuffed_.html

That's all for now. Enjoy and please do play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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1/26/2007

Portfolio 75, "Post-Holiday Hash!" is now up and being served...

Like leftovers that hang around long after the holidays, our current portfolio is a healthy sampling of images that just didn't make it into any of our regular sets. Not to fear though, this collection is filling (50 images!) and much more tasty than most leftovers. A hearty collection of out-takes, full-sized Pictures-of-the-Week, bloopers, candids, and production snaps, these shops will satisfy the most discriminating cannibal palette! Previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.

We hope to get back to our regular shooting schedule within the next couple of weeks.

In other news: The Museum of Sex show, that will have a small Muki's Kitchen display, has now announced the show schedule. The relevant page, from their website, can be seen here:

http://museumofsex.com/exhibitions/kink/index.html

We were surprised, flattered, and thrilled when we received a postcard invitation to the show opening and found that one of our pictures was being used as the image side. Below is a small reproduction:

 

As we said before, mark your calendars!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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12/29/2006

MoSEX Press Release:

While monitoring our daily logs for traffic and referrals, we came across the following that may be of interest to everyone. More will be posted as the information becomes available to us.

Art Daily press release:

http://www.artdaily.com/section/news/index.asp?int_sec=2&int_new=18615

FleshBot announcement:

http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/events/k...sex-224232.php

Mark your calendars!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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7/21/2006

Bistro will get trimmed:

Because we know that some of our WE customers may be interested in the Bistro section but do not check on it frequently, we wanted to announce here that we are planning to scale back in that area in the next couple of weeks. Details can be seen here. After the Bistro is consolidated and trimmed, we will expand the "Past Portfolios" by one more set.

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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1/13/2006

Portfolio 63, "Oven Roasted Tanya!" is served!

Our latest set features the delectable Tanya Danielle as the yummy entree and Ashley Renee as the capable cannibal chef. Proving once again that girls are as much fun to cook as they are to eat, this portfolio can be sampled here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page.

Other news:

We have a very full shooting schedule lined up for the start of the new year and will be introducing new models and a few twists for future portfolios.

As a result of Katharine Gates' article for the Village Voice, Muki's Kitchen was brought to the attention of noted pro-porn feminist and sex writer Susie Bright. Ms Bright wrote up a very nice little piece on both the article and our site in her online blog. If you get the chance, do check it out:

Susie Bright's Journal: When Butter Won't Melt in Your Mouth
(http://susiebright.blogs.com/susie_brights_journal_/2005/12/when_butter_won.html)

On a much less bright note (sorry, we couldn't resist...), there is a Muki-related thread on the Literotica Forum that really got us in a snit. Check it out and see for yourselves but do be sure to read all the way to the last post -- we responded with our own take on things and you can judge for yourselves. Your own comments would make for a lively discussion (you will need to register but it's free) and would bump this back up to the top, so it will be noticed. Thanks!

Finally, we are in the process of setting up an affiliate program, which means that those of you who have your own websites will be able to earn a percentage of our sign-up fee for new referrals. More details when it is in place...

Enjoy and remember to always play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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12/16/2005

Muki's Kitchen in the Village Voice!

Another breakthrough into print for us, this time with a sensitive author who cares about the truth behind the fantasy! Katharine Gates, of Deviant Desires fame, visited our studios and wrote up a piece for the Village Voice. Entitled "Eat Me! A weekend among suburban cannibals" it can be seen in the printed version (December 14-20, cover below) or online by going to http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0550,gates,70911,24.html

Good holidays and remember to only eat people you know!

--Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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9/2/2005

Portfolio 59, part 2 of "Little Red Roundbottom" is ready for serving!

Jewell plays the chef and artist Megh is on the menu in the 2nd part of this wonderful story that was provided by our entree. Details can be seen here and the set includes 32 photos plus a Quicktime video clip. We hope you all enjoy it.

In other news: Muki's Kitchen has been reviewed on Jane's Guide and received Original, Quality, and Vamp's Pick ratings! We have long been fans of Jane Duvall's wonderful web site and, at the urging of friends and models, we finally submitted our site for review. We are grateful for the generous ratings, the wonderful write-up, and the honor. If you would like to read what Vamp wrote, our review can currently be found on the "New Reviews" page at:

http://www.janesguide.com/links/whatsnew.html

Enjoy the new stuff and have a happy and safe Labor Day weekend!

-- Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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8/13/2005

Portfolio 58, part 1 of "Little Red Roundbottom" is up!

Jewell plays the chef and artist Megh is on the menu in this wonderful story that was provided by our entree. Details can be seen here and the set includes 40 photos plus 3 drawn images (6 comic book pages) by Megh. Since this is part one of a two-part set, we will accelerate the posting schedule a little and have the second part ready by the first weekend in September. Part 2 will also include a video clip.

Megh has been busy with new art and much of it has taken a turn toward WE. Below is a snap of her standing with her latest piece (she often paints topless). The painting is for sale and if anyone is interested in purchasing it, please write an email to Megh, care of: muki@mukiskitchen.com and we will forward it directly to her. She promises to respond to all serious offers.

In other news (old now but we're officially announcing it here, for the record) we have finally added another "Past Portfolio of the Moment" slot to our Portfolios page. Quite a few folks have asked that we recycle early work more frequently and, in the case of two-part portfolios, that both parts be available simultaneously. To accommodate these requests, we have added a portfolio16 slot and there will now be two past portfolios all of the time. As with the original slot (portfolio15), the images in either of these slots could change at any time without warning. If you happen to purchase one of these portfolios shortly before the unannounced changeover, and your week of membership is still active, you would get the new set without needing to pay for it.

Please note: Since opening portfolio16 earlier this month, we have noticed that there is some misunderstanding about how this 2-for-1 deal works. This is all strictly a game of chance and the contents of the portfolio slot bought need to change during your week of access for you to get a bonus set. Buying the portfolio in slot 15 does not get you the portfolio in slot 16 for free. These are two separate slots and the contents of either (or even both at once) are subject to change at any time. We apologize for any misunderstanding about how this works and have changed the wording on our portfolios page to try and explain it better.

Enjoy the new stuff and remember to always play safe!

-- Mr & Mrs Muki :-)

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9/24/2004

Portfolio 49, "Witch's Brew!" is ready for serving!

An early Halloween treat! Complete details and thumbnails can be seen here. Also, we have an out-take from this set in our Picture-of-the-Week section.

Other news: While we tend to avoid getting too personal about our private lives on this page, something has happened that has put us seriously behind in our shooting. The very day after posting our previous portfolio, Mr Muki was involved in an auto accident. He's okay. He had stopped at an intersection to let an ambulance through and was rear-ended... A routine check in the hospital showed that everything is all right but the car was badly damaged and we've been sorting through all of the insurance nightmare. Needles to say, it hasn't been much fun and it certainly hasn't helped with our work.

This is why our Halloween portfolio is being presented a little early.

We are in the process of setting up new shoots and hope to be all caught up in time for our regular monthly updates. If we are a little late, we hope our customers and fans will understand.

On other subjects: We've updated our links page again and have added a permanent link to the Dolcett Girls Forum. Some of you may already know about this place, as it is certainly the most active of the WE forums right now. We find it to be a very friendly place and even the disagreements are conducted in a civilized manner. Take a moment to check it out and tell them Muki sent you!

Funny things happen when you drill deep into the various search engines! We were checking our stats recently and came across the following item:

http://www.artorpornography.com/feb_04/pages/02_09_04.htm

It's dated Feruary 9th but we never saw it 'till last week. A real shame, as we're sure the WE community would have cast some interesting votes and comments... Still fun to look though!

Until next time, have fun and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )

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5/28/2004

Portfolio 45 is ready for serving!

Our latest portfolio is just wonderful (even if we do say so ourselves). Done as a 2-part comic book story, it features the beautiful Eden Wells in the role of the cannibal chef and Anastasia Pierce as the delicious looking entree. Both models were a blast to work with and had even rehearsed the scene before showing up at our studio (Eden is an experienced "rigger" and worked out the whole netting process with Anastasia in advance). The shots turned out spectacular and, in editing, we suddenly saw the basis for an interesting story -- hence the 2 parts and the comic balloons. We added a twist of our own and the whole project just came together.

Complete details and thumbnails can be seen here. Also, we have a sample from this set on our Pic-of-the-Week page...

In other news, we still have the set we did with Sasha Monet (our Pic-of-the-Week some time ago) and will be posting it later this summer. We have other shoots being lined up and we even have a special Halloween portfolio ready for October.

Finally, a silly item that may amuse our visitors: Every once in a while, we get added to some generic links page. Sometimes our site is found by some stupid web-bot that just zeros in on the word "kitchen" and then generates an automatic link and a mindless form letter that says something like:

Dear Webmaster ,

My name is Xxxx, and I am the editor of <web address of some cooking site>.
com. We are a relatively new site, and the site is specifically
designed to help people make their "dream kitchen a realty!".

I am currently working on building a list of sites to link with, and I
found your site to be both very informative and relevant to my visitors.
I have added your link to the links page located at...

blah-blah-blah... (sample only -- not an actual email)

While we usually make it a point to politely write back and inform the clueless folks that our "kitchen" is not exactly the sort of place your average homemaker would find useful, in one case they are not even bothering to check their email. So for the sake of everyone's enjoyment, we are posting our reciprocal link here:

http://www.dru.com/kitchen-&-dining.html

If you visit, try to imagine some soccer-mom cruising the web in search of new recipes for her next lawn party and stumbling upon Muki's Kitchen! Don't these folks even look at the sites they're adding to their listings? Do they really think that our site would be "very informative and relevant" to their visitors? We found it kind of funny and hope you will too...

Until next time, have fun and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )

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4/16/2004

Site overhaul!

Yup, once every year-and-a-half or so, we completely revamp Muki's Kitchen. The time was right, we had a break in our shooting schedule, and we went ahead and did it! Our free areas are entirely updated and filled to the point of bursting now. We've added a little to our FAQ page, installed brand-new support and privacy pages, updated our "About" page, added new links to our "Links" page, and formally announced the current state of affairs at the Bistro.

In addition to the above, we have been working on new projects and have a sample of what's coming on our Pic-of-the-Week page. We have also announced the upcoming closure of the 2nd half of "How to Cook a Girl."

Along with this update, comes our semi-annual quasi-rant: Whenever we update our free area, it seems that we get hit with an increase in image theft and nasty hot-linking. While we've taken steps to reduce this, we do ask for everyone's help in warning us if our pictures start appearing at other websites. We know that our regular fans and visitors respect our work and our rights to maintain at least some sort of control over it. Still, shit happens and we just need everyone's help: If you see our stuff on another site or used in a manip, drop us a line and let us know. We appreciate it and can use all the help we can get...

We recently met a new friend at the Dolcett Girls Forum. Buffy put it so well that we asked her permission to quote her here. The material below was written in response to a recent hacking issue and was intended to admonish folks about the dangers of internet communication. While we didn't paste in the entire thread, what Buffy said about us was written so nicely that we couldn't put it better ourselves:


   2) Beware of ANY site that offers what "society" may deem illegal (Dolcett Forums are pretty much protected so far by the freedom of speech part, but just cause it's legal doesn't mean people won't cause holy crap because it exists..see posts by Jennifer about Job situation), esp if it has a "Membership for a small fee" attached to it.   I'm not saying ALL are like that, just saying be careful.  Ask around, first.  Be esp cautious about posting a credit card to gain access to a site that doesn't have an easy way for you to cancel said membership...always opt for a "Limited" access (good example- Muki's Kitchen.  You pay for a portfolio, and you have only a week's access.  I own quite a few portfolios I've downloaded from Muki, awesome photography!  Plus they point out that it's strictly artwork..and NEVER claim to actually snuff people).  Another is this site...Admittedly I was cautious about registering for even this free forum, but I got to know Perro and company, and I've gotten to trust them.
 
  3) If it sounds too good to be true...you should put shields up and go in with photon torpedoes loaded. (yes, I am a Trekker..wouldn't you like to be a Trekker, too?  Hee hee)
 
   4) There are enough Freebies out there...
   This esp is true..trust me.  Just give it time if it's new.  Example:  I play the Sims, and I found a site that (for a small fee) I can download Tribbles that will crawl around my Sim's house.  Weeeeelllll..a wee bit of computer work, searching, etc...and voila! I now have two very adorable tribbles running around my Sim's house and they didn't cost me a dime...cause someone else came up with the same idea and decided that if you've paid for the game, etc, then anything made by the game should be included...and not sold.
   Exception: Muki's Kitchen.  I will not actively seek to get free portfolios from Muki's Kitchen...The reason is simple.  They have to hire models, buy props, buy webspace, etc.  They create something unique and spend quite a lot of money doing it, and the quality shows.  Don't even ask me to share the portfolios I purchased...I won't share!  The diff between them and the Tribble Mongerers is that the Tribble Mongerers took a game that is owned by Maxis Corp, created a creature owned by Paramount Studios, and tried to make money off ideas they didn't own.


Thank you, Buffy! :- )

Another item we need to get off our chests, at the risk of sounding like we're begging, is: buy a portfolio or two. Visiting is fine but it really doesn't pay for expenses. We know that it's uncomfortable for some of you to buy over the internet. We understand that this is a sensitive issue. This is why we've put up a Privacy Policy page and tried to help out with a new Support page. (Permanent links to these two pages can been found on our main PPV page.) We try to give back to the community by sponsoring the occassional worthy site and, ultimately, we don't ask much for it. We're honest people and we promise to do right by you. Really... 'Nuff said!

And before our little semi-annual, quasi-rant gets totally out of hand, there's one more very important thing we need to say: To all of the many folks who have purchased portfolios and supported our efforts, thank you, thank you very much. We appreciate your kindness and are forever indebted to you -- you have made Muki's Kitchen possible and we love you all. Thank you, one and all!

Enjoy the updates.

Have fun and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )

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11/01/2003

General (weird) news...

Hope everyone had a happy Halloween and is enjoying the latest portfolio!

Some truly odd news to report -- Muki's Kitchen on TV! Yup, you read right... Here's the whole story:

This last summer, we were interviewed by a UK production team, for a show on unusual fetishes, to be aired on Sky One. The show's title was "The Big Fantasy" and was comprised of several parts. For our small portion of it, they flew out to California and interviewed us in our studio. They also taped a bit of a mock photo session, showing Mr Muki shooting D'arby in a platter. We recently heard from the folks at Annabelle's Fantasy that they caught the show and liked it. Unfortunately, we had expected to be notified when it was supposed to be aired and we intended to post an announcement here, in time for those who have access to Sky One programs to be able to catch it... As it stands, we still have not seen it ourselves (If anyone has seen it, and wouldn't mind writing up a brief synopsis, we'd love to hear from you! :-) but we are still working on that.

The photo session that was shown was entirely staged (we knew that there would be no opportunity for us to get a complete portfolio shot, while trying to accommodate the needs of the video crew). However, Mr Muki wasn't exactly "shooting blanks" either... ;-) As a special treat, we have posted 5 images from this mock photo session on our Picture-of-the-Week page. Enjoy!

*Please note, these images will only be up for the week -- they are not part of any portfolio and will probably never be re-posted...

As always, have fun and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )

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6/27/2003

Portfolio 34, "Leftovers, Again" is up and ready for serving!

Well, it's been a while since we've put up a "cuts" portfolio -- 22 portfolios ago, to be exact... So this month's portfolio is a collection of out-takes, full-sized pictures-of-the-week, and several previously unpublished images. To spice things up a bit, we've also thrown in a few bloopers -- with cameos by Mrs Muki, Gurgurant (acting as assistant) and notes on our mistakes. All in all, a fun group of pictures! None of the images from this out-takes portfolio have ever appeared in any other portfolio or have been published in their full size -- all are unique. If you've never bought a portfolio from us but have been thinking about it, this is a fine "sampler" that might help you decide which specific sets you might want. If you are a serious collector of Muki-portfolios, this group will nicely round out your collection. As with the previous set of out-takes, this collection is unlikely to ever make an appearance in our "Pot Luck" section -- get it while you can.

Just so everyone knows that we aren't only relying on previous work, our Pic of the Week is a sample from our latest shoot: Stacy Burke decided to join us in some fun and agreed to cook her friend, Jewell, rotisserie-style. We also shot some video and will probably be using this set to replace the Christine and Butter portfolio.

We have several new shoots lined up for this summer and are looking at new ideas to spice up the menu...

*Addendum 6/29/03: Shortly after putting up our latest portfolio, we began receiving emails asking why one or another particular shot was not included in its original portfolio. It occurred to us that we may have perpetuated a misunderstanding here... To set the record straight, a "Cuts" or "Leftovers" portfolio is not just bloopers and rejects -- sometimes a shot didn't make it just because the portfolio had enough images and something had to be cut!

Here is the process: When we start editing a portfolio, we begin by selecting all of the shots that look good enough to publish (no obvious errors) and move the storyline forward. This brings the number of images down to a manageable level but still leaves us with quite a few more pictures than we need. Then we go back over the remaining shots, this time with an eye toward pacing (are we spending too much time on one particular aspect of the story and not enough in another?). This is where many fine images get cut. These cuts are then usually reserved for "Pictures of the Week" -- it is generally our policy to keep most portfolio images completely exclusive and to use ones that didn't make it as the freebies. What we are trying to point out here is that the vast majority of portfolio 34 contains images that are perfectly fine and have no particular reason for having been cut from their original set (other than that there was simply not enough room to include them)!

Another point we neeed to make is that we goofed (again!): We had announced that all of the images in portfolio 34 are entirely unique and have never been published in any other portfolio... Upon looking a bit closer, we found two that had not actually been cut (only renamed). Our apologies for this! For the record: 42 of the 44 images in portfolio 34 are entirely unique -- 2 have been published previously.

Until next time,

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )

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5/23/2003

Portfolio 33, "Boiled Babe" is up and ready for serving!

Finally, a new portfolio! For our latest set, we have cannibal-girl Sybil pot-stewing the delectable Gabriella Banks. We've also updated our Picture-of-the-Week with a sample out-take from this shoot.

In other news, Muki's Kitchen has been featured in print again! This time, the German edition of FHM Magazine ran a short article and four photos from our site (with our permission, of course). Here is a small scan of the page:

We are planning a new portfolio for production in early June and are also considering another portfolio of full sized out-takes (it's beeen quite a while since we've done one of those). We have a busy summer lined up, with new models in delicious peril.

As always, thank you for your support and enjoy!

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )

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12/6/2002

Muki's Kitchen in "Bizarre" and other news!

While we have been pretty busy settling into our new home, we have also been busy in the studio! On December 20th, we will be putting up a new portfolio -- Shakira (not the singer...), in "Holiday Ham" -- and in preparation, we are closing the "Ondine as Long-Pig" portfolio to further sales next week.

For our latest Pic-of-the-Week, we have posted a shot from an as-yet-untitled portfolio that should be available sometime in January. Think of it as an appetizer! :-)

We are currently lining up the models and resources for yet another shoot which, if all goes as planned, should be a real winner. Wish us luck!

To hold everyone over while all of this is being worked on, we have a little snack for you: We've updated our "Past Portfolio of the Moment" to part 2 of "Syn Cooks Tami."

Also, in response to those of you who asked for this, iBill may be returning to Muki's Kitchen! We can't make any promises yet and we have not been given any sort of firm timetable on when (or even if) this will happen. The folks at iBill are working on the technical issues that will need to be resolved for them to make the move to our new webhost. We will keep everyone posted on what's happening here.

Finally, some time ago, we were contacted by the folks at Bizarre magazine and asked if we would consent to a short interview and provide some pictures for publication. We agreed and the issue is now out: Muki's Kitchen got a full page in the "Fetish-Special" issue of Bizarre! The volume is Bizarre 66 and we are on page 53. This is the first time (to our knowledge) that Muki's Kitchen has made it off the web and into print media! Here are some small scans to help you find it on the news-stand, should you be inclined to see for yourself:

Until next time, enjoy and play safe!

--Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- )